There are nut crackers...and then there's Ira. Next time the Beardo comes around, Ira makes his move. When opportunity comes knocking, you've got to strike, you know? Ira gives it his best shot, and comes in right on target. Poor Beardo doesn't know what hit him. Mom, unfortunately, is not amused. Uh oh. How will Ira be punished? Find out next week on This American Dog.