Hi, I'm Col. Jack O'Neill, but you can call me Jack. If you're reading this, I must be lost. Damn. Hey, could you call my human? She'll be falling apart without me around. I'm originally a barn cat, but I have good manners. I use the litter box every time and I only scratch her couch cushions, and only occasionally. I eat on a daily schedule, and only cat food. People food doesn't agree with me. I'm an adventurous soul, going through literally any open door, which is likely how I got into this mess. Hey, seriously though, call my human! Her name is Alison; hurry, she's probably drowning in her own tears by now! Her number is on my tag, as well as the profile page. In the meantime, you got any cat toys?